TRA.SHY.

Today, while walking out of the grocery store, I noticed a tall man walking towards me. He smiled and said hello. So I smiled and said hello.
To which he replied, "Yeah - you want a happy holiday don't you?"
There was a little confusion on my part, until he looked me in the eye and thrust his hips at me.
"Eww!"
That's what I said.
What is it about the holidays that brings out the worst in people?