The Brit

Our maintenance man, Wallace, is a true stereotypical British man, complete with bad teeth and biting sense of humor. I love him.
Today, he came in to show me his "new pearly whites" - evidently he got dentures yesterday because his teeth are curiously straight and sparkly today. And he's very excited about that. So much in fact, that he's walking around to all of our workstations pointing at his mouth with this huge grin on his face.
Have I mentioned that I love Wallace?