Strawberry!
Got a little battle scar from tonight's softball game. (We won, by the way!!)
How did I get it, you ask.
Well, I could tell you about how I slid into home plate, scoring the game-winning run in the bottom of the 9th. Or about how I risked my body and dove for a liner that was heading up the left side...
But no, I can't, because those would both be lies, you see.
Instead, yours truly hit a ball into left field, took off running towards first and FELL head first into the gravel around home plate.
I am one graceful, talented broad.
posted by Courtney O. @ 9:24 PM
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4 Comments:
Hey, it's still a battle scar.
Thats some funny shit!
Pobrecita!
You know what's worse ladie? Getting a horrific strawberry (complete with gravel embedded) that's about 6-8 inches long from SLIDING INTO FIRST! Who slides into first I ask? No one, you're supposed to run through it! I missed that memo apparently. Embarassing and painful. This was several years ago of course, before the wisdom of my late twenties blossomed.
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