Awesome

A family of snakes has inhabited my backyard. Awesome.
I say that with every bit of sarcasm that you might have detected. I hate snakes. Hate them. With a passion. Evidently Kevin and I are just one big happy family with the snakes now. We've discovered three of them within three feet of our back patio, on which I will never set foot again. I know Kevin was just trying to comfort me when he said, "Don't worry, I don't think they're poisonous." But I wasn't comforted. Do you think the poison's going to matter to me when I'm busy dying of a heart attack from the sight of a snake. Probably not. The poison's just the icing on the cake for me. So yeah, home ownership. Great idea, Courtney.