Hooters
As I was sitting at Hooter's last night with Kevin, it occurred to me that it is not the girls in little shorts that bugs me about Hooters. It's the combination of messy/fattening foods and the girls in the little shorts that bug me.
Because as you're sitting there with your belly hanging over your pants, barely able to breathe with wing sauce dripping from your chin, there's nothing that you want to see less than the perfect girl in the tiny shorts. It's almost taunting you: "this is what you could be if you didn't eat so much, fat ass!"
But they do have killer fried pickles...
posted by Courtney O. @ 4:59 AM
10 comments
10 Comments:
Two thumbs up for the fried pickles. I get credit for introducing you right?
LOL, i love hooters...i have a friends that works at the one in Conyers.
The girls do not bother me to much other then what you just said.
"this is what you could be if you didn't eat so much, fat ass" LOL
its so ture i think!
I only have a prob with one girl that works there. She always thinks she has to rubb on chris when we go in there. Its always his leg or his back. I all most kicked her ass the first time she did it. But chris and a friend of ours would not let me.
O and I love there fries!
Berly - you do get credit for introducing me to the pickles! They're the best!!!
Katie - I can remember for so long totally refusing to go into Hooters because I thought it would be trashy. So not that way - it's one of my absolute favorite places to eat. In fact, every time we go out of town, we make it a point to find the Hooters and eat there. But last night, I was feeling so FAT :)
My bf loves that place but I can only tolerate it once a quarter. Hooters is a step before becoming a stripper IMHO :)
They're not all that great. Most of those girls have "fake" hooters if they have any at all.
I never liked going to hooters...
They serve food there? Oh that's right. It's why I go there...to eat. Kind of like saying one buys Playboy for the articles, LOL
Oh, I forgot. If you haven't heard, Hooters has its own airline now. Oooooh, so many things I could write about that but I'll behave.
Lots of guys tell their wives they go to Hooters for the food, but my reason for going there is the same as my reason for buying Playboy: for the awesome articles.
Sorry, Mr. Bagley. Just noticed your post, which was pretty much exactly the same as mine. My apologies to you, and also to any readers who wasted their time on my little bit of unintentional plagiarism. I feel like such an ass...
Which reminds me of a comment often made about one of my favorite
Houtettes.
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