WTF?

I work on an island.
The entire office is covered in windows, which face the beach, which lies something like 40 feet away from the windows.
Barrelling toward my office is a tropical storm, which is expected to be a hurricane by morning. Along with hurricanes come minimum winds of 75 mph, and something like 6-8 (or more) inches of rain.
This poses a problem for most people, sure. But for those of us who have to cross a 3-lane bridge which stands hundreds of feet in the air to get to work, it's a big problem.
I'm not driving my happy self across a scary-ass bridge in 75 mph winds. Not happening.
And with less than 24 hours until expected landfall of Tropical Storm/Hurricane Edouard, the best we can get out of our managers is, "In the event of a DELAYED opening tomorrow..."
You bitches. Delayed BETTER mean "delayed until Wednesday."
That's all I'm saying...