Ahh, the Alum...

Got a ticket yesterday.
Right outside of my freaking house.
Evidently, I came to a "rolling pause" at the stop sign in front of my house.
And a "rolling pause" does, in no way, qualify as a "stop."
So I got a ticket that literally read, "disregarded stop sign."

Oh hell no. I didn't "disregard" the stop sign. I (allegedly) rolling paused, remember? Which implies a general regard for the stop sign, does it not? I noticed it, acknowledged it, (allegedly) temporarily paused for it. He should have put that on my ticket, right?
And now, the defensive driving alum (me) will again give up another precious four hour block of time on a Saturday, no less, to sit in a class and discuss the differences in stopping (what I should have done) and pausing (what I allegedly did).

Damn.

Disclaimer: This post was informational only. By posting this, Courtney in no way claims guilt for the alleged rolling pause claim of the SFPD. Courtney maintains her innocence and will be considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.