Spanglish

My Spanish is so sad.
I just tried to tell a Spanish-speaking customer to take a number, and while I was supposed to say, "tome un numero," it actually came out as "Tow-May oon NOOM-uh-ROW."
I'll bet the mumbling that the man did under his breath following my sad display of Spanish was actually him cursing at me for butchering his language.
So sorry. Lo Siento. "LOW See-in-tow."
I really need to learn Spanish...