Curtis

I told my supervisor, yesterday, that I had perfected the zigzag run, causing him to state the cultural differences between him and me. He said that I, being a white woman, am like, "Oh, there are known to be alligators at the park where I want to camp this weekend. Perhaps I shall learn to run in zigzag patterns in case I should encounter one." Where he, being a black man, would just be like, "Man, hell no I ain't going to no park where there are alligators."
That's probably a valid point. And a funny one. He cracks me up.