On Dieting

This morning, as I was drinking my cup of coffee, I was thinking about how sad my mornings would be without coffee. It's the one thing that wakes me up in the mornings, and one of the food/drink items that I am not willing to give up in my quest for the perfect body. In fact, I really only started drinking coffee after I went on my diet, as a consolation for the fact that I had given up pretty much everything I enjoyed. I was o.k. with substituting salads for hamburgers and tacos, I dealt with the fact that I had to eat Blue Bunny instead of Blue Bell, I even learned to pretend that Diet Coke was actually Coke, but I was damn sure not giving up coffee.
There are also a few other food items, which I'm not willing to accept yet:
1) Fat-free cheese: It's not cheese!
2) Sugar-free sno-cones. You can't fool me. I know sugary juice when I taste it.
3) Last but not least, Boca Burgers/Tofu/Tofurkey. I can't deal with veggies trying to pose as meat. It's not natural.