Not The Mommy!

I found out yesterday that I may or may not be heading to Louisiana for the next few weeks/months through work to help out the offices whose workers are going to be out for awhile, dealing with hurricane issues and whatnot. I might not even have to go, but some of the workers are leaving as early as tomorrow or Friday, so I was warning my family about the situation last night, just so it won't be so much of a shock if I do have to leave.
Anyway, so my cousin calls last night, and I was like, "Well, I just found out..." And before I could even finish my sentence to tell her about possibly leaving, she cuts me off and shrieks excitedly, "You're pregnant, aren't you?!? YEEEE!!!" Ordinarily, I would just blow it off, but this is honest to God the fourth time she's done this to me in the past 6 months. WEIRDO. And it's such a story blaster when she does that, ya know? Because then I have to say, "No I'm not pregnant, but...blah blah blah." And every time, she sounds totally deflated and is like, "Oh, I thought you were going to say you were pregnant." Obviously! That's undoubtedly why you went supersonic just now!
It's so bizarre, because she didn't have a baby until she was 31, and now she's trying to pressure me into motherhood at 25. NO! I will not be swayed! Even in the face of your manic/depressive expressions of hope for a new baby in the family and then sadness because it's not happening. Somebody should let a sista know that you really shouldn't pressure people into major life-changing situations. You want a new baby, you have one yourself. I'll let you know when and if I choose to mother a child. I'm clearly not mommy material at this point...