Funny Story

At my job, we work very closely with many other federal agencies. One department in particular is Medicare Assignment of Benefits, which is a phone number that I give out at least once a week.
Not so long ago, I got a call from a little old lady who seemed genuinely distraught and totally confused. When I asked her what was wrong, she replied, "Well honey, I tried the number that you gave me for Medicare, and I just hear this person breathing really heavily into the phone. I think something must be wrong with them." The lady was truly concerned for the health of the person who answered the Medicare line.
I didn't think too much of it, until I got a second call a few weeks later from a man who was verifying the number I gave him. "I must have written the number down wrong, because that was a porn site that I just called," the man said to me.
I panicked. Had I been giving out a porn number to the elderly population of Brazoria County? I tried the telephone number, only to hear loud and heavy breathing in the background and the music playing: "bow chicka bow wow." Never have I slammed a phone down so quickly.
Yep. I had done it. I had gotten the Medicare phone number wrong and inadvertently given out a pornographic telephone number to dozens of old people...
Leave it to Courtney.