Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ronnie Boy

I went to Ron White's show last night in Houston.
Rockin' show, as always. I've seen him multiple times and he never disappoints.
However, about halfway through the show I see something out of the corner of my eye, falling from the balcony above. I look, see nothing because it's totally dark, and I go on watching the show. A split second later, I see rustling in the balcony above and people start screaming for the lights to be turned on. This goes on for about 30 seconds until Ron White notices and asks what's going on. Somebody screams that a person has just fallen from the balcony above.
WHAT?!?
The lights come on, and that's when everybody realizes that the lady fell down about 30 feet and right on top of another lady who was innocently sitting below. Second lady had to be taken to the hospital with God only knows what type of injuries.
Bizarre night.
Because about 10 minutes later a semi-fight breaks out in the balcony behind us. People again start yelling for the lights to be turned on, and when Ron White hears this, he calmly asks, "Did somebody ELSE fall?" The crowd replies, "NO!" So Ron White angrily exclaims, "THEN SHUT THE FU*% UP - THIS IS MY SHOW AND YOU'RE RUINING IT!"
The audience applauds and the show goes on as if nothing has happened.
Craziness, I tell you...

1 Comments:

At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but when he found out it was a fight, he said if they don't sit down and shut up, he would "come up there and kick seven shades of $#!^ out of you both". Then he said that he would never leave the stage, but that he just loved the way that sounds...

Great Show!

 

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