Cowboys and Indians

It's that time of year again: Galveston County Fair time. Life as we know it will never be the same. Farming equipment is unmanned, horses are running amuck - every cowboy in the county has dusted off his hat, donned his tightest pair of jeans, and is partying at the fair even as we speak. Each and every year, I ask myself, "Self, will there be enough women to go around for all of those tight-pants-wearing, snuff-dippin', hotties with the big hats on?" This year, I decided to go out to the fair and see for myself. And indeed, there were enough women to go around. It turns out that every woman in the county has heeded the call of the cowboys, and has also picked out an extra special getup for this year's county fair. The theme is Hoe-wear, and it comes complete with a tiny little animal print top, a barely-there skirt, a brightly-colored thong that can be seen fighting its way out of the top of the skirt, extra long heels, big earrings, and of course, a gigantic hat. You go girls! Get yourself a cowboy...