Howdy Neighbor

The thing I love most about my neighborhood is the fact that something's always going on.
Case in point: Neighbor Trey has recently moved out of his house because his wife was cheating on him with a Trey lookalike. This was obviously upsetting for Trey, who reached his breaking point yesterday and decided he was going to beat the hell out of his skanky replacement. Before going in to his house, however, Trey was courteous enough to warn us that he was about to go to jail.

Being the good neighbors that we are, neighbor Jason and I sat outside "talking," but really awaiting the impending drama.
Being that Trey's never one to let others down, it was exactly seven minutes before the cop car pulled up.
And being that this is the small town that I grew up in, I had of course gone to school with the policeman, who stopped to smile and wave at me prior to entering the house to arrest Trey.
Nope, never a dull moment...