Cadbury Should Post Some Sort of Warning

You know what sucks about the beginning of the year is that you always have high hopes for new beginnings. And when that new beginning doesn't equal an improved beginning, it can be so frustrating.
That, and you're left with all that damn holiday candy that's constantly beckoning for you to eat it. Like that effing chocolate orange that's been calling my name from the pantry for a good three weeks now. Took care of that one today. And the Hershey's Kisses that fill my candy jar and long to fulfill their life's dream of being eaten by me. They're scheduled for tomorrow.
I have to ration these things so that my body doesn't go into complete meltdown.
Last year, I tried that strategy with the Easter Cadbury Eggs. I got so hooked on them that the thought of being without them saddened me. So in an attempt to make Easter a year-long event, I stockpiled about 20 Cadbury eggs. I ate one to two per month for the first 7 months, and then on the 8th month, I was so bummed to find out that they only have about a 7-month shelf life. And then the sugar hardens and the chocolate turns white.
Bummer about that.
That information would have been extremely useful in about October or so...